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That’s right. A woman was arrested after stealing a man’s $25,000 Rolex by concealing it in, of all places, her vagina. Here’s the ridiculous story…
Some guy was trolling for chicks at a New York bar when he ran into Shacarye Tims and they hit it off. So he invited her back to his swank Holiday Inn hotel room for a little one-one-one around 5:30 in the morning.
Once they got to the room Tims allegedly asked him to remove his watch because she said it was scratching her. Being the gentleman that he is, he removed it and set it on the nightstand.
About 10 minutes later he noticed that the watch was gone. Tims then reportedly told him to look behind the nightstand before bolting the room.
Of course, this being a $25K Rolex he chased her down to the hotel lobby where she proceeded to “hit him over the head several times with a closed fist” leaving him with a bruised and swollen face, according to police. This bro’s life just keeps getting worse, doesn’t it? But there’s a bright side!
Tims was then arrested and the Rolex was recovered after it was revealed to have been hidden “in her vaginal cavity,” according to court documents. Oh yeah, she was also charged with stealing another man’s credit cards while he was sleeping in a separate incident. Girl is prolific.
For some reason, Holiday Inn has yet to comment on the incident.
The lesson here? If you pick up a woman and take her to your hotel room at 5:30 in the morning and you own an expensive watch… yeah, there’s no lesson here. Just don’t be an idiot. Hey, I guess there was a lesson after all!
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